“Yer mates’s nae more a tranny than Borse Johnson,” The barmaid Jeannie McLean laughed, “I went in the bog just now and he just screwed baith yer girlfriends in the bog cubicle. “Dinna be sae rude,” Jock replied. Xnxx com “Bloody hell!” Morag exclaimed as Jock sat on the bog seat and raised the hem of his skirt. “Nae nothing,” he lied. “I suppose the medication has shrivelled your balls to little peas,” Janet laughed, “And your cock to a little weenie cotton bud!”
“No exactly,” Jock explained, “Thet’s why it’s comin’ aff.”
“Gi us a look then,” Morag chuckled. Introduction:
Wee Jock decided to become a ltrans woman so he can play football for his local ladies team and tells his mate Andy and Andy’s girlfriend Morag what he is going to do
An ordinary rainy night in a Glasgow Pub in the Scottish area of England
A man neatly dressed in dinner jacket, white open neck shirt and a neat black kilt walked in. “Ah what ye doin?” Jock gasped, “Ets no done that afore.”
“Oh fuck, you wazzock, what a fucking waste,” Morag stammered, “Jesus.” Her eyes were like saucers, “Ets beautiful, ye cannae have ut chopped off.”
“Et’s a nuisance, ah dinnae feel et,” Jock lied.
