“Well it’s dangerous isn’t it,” Jones said, “Their bollocks might tear off and they might fall on someone’s head or a dog or something, no the rope has to be a better idea, yes indeed.”
“No further questions,” Johnny said with a smirk. “We had a concert Saturday see,” Jones protested,”And we told the Council, what else was we supposed to do?”
“Your witness Mr Memphis,” the Clerk ordered sternly. Sex xxnx “Sit down you prat!” I says, “Tell him Clive,” I says. “Rang environmental health to complain about the noise,” he said “But they said ring the police so I rang the non emergency number.”
“And?” Weasley enquired. “Indeed Mr Weasley,” the Judge agreed, “Some gentlemen do freely consent to being anally penetrated you know.”
“But not with an iron bar my Lord!” Weasley suggested. “That’s Councillor Allthwaite to you mate,” I says, “I been elected proper, not like you lot what just happened to go to the right school and that.”
The Clerk started looking a bit nervous as one of the skinheads in the front row started handing out tinnies of Stella to help the mood along.
