“Yes,” Elsie agreed, “He’s definitely got the horn.”
“I’m just doing as I was bid,” I insisted. XXNX “Secret mind, Hypocritical Oaf and all that,” he adds. “No, not at all,” I agreed, “Why me?”
“Only bloke in pit with clean hands” she laughed. “Lie back and lift thee skirts let the lad have a look see,” Gaffer said
She did as bid and I had a look, “Can you hold the lips apart I can’t see,” I suggested
She did as I said and could see her maidenhead was long gone, a great cavern yawned, I was quite surprised she didn’t have any pit props down it it yawned so wide.”
“Bleeding hell that’s one hell of a rash,” I said, “Who’s thee been fucking cause that looks like clap to me not that I’m and expert, or maybe Nettle rash?”
“I ent fucked no one,” she whined. “First aid yes,” yes I agreed, “Not a doctor. It was raining, well it always was in Yorkshire in the 1920s. “Look there’s nowt wrong that a course of Dr Pepards patent cordial won’t put right.” She insisted. “And my Dads paying you so that makes you a Giglo,”
“Nicd work if you can get it,” I says, “Elsie.”
“What?” she answers
“I’m going to shoot me load,” I warned.
