“And now the main event,” I said, “Drum roll please Karen.”
“I’m fucking Elsie you blind twat!” the drummer replied but she started smacking hell out of the drum skins all same. “Buy me a Diamond ring you cunt and you can sleep with me tonight.”
“Stick it up me bum you cunt and I’ll make it all seem right. XXNX “Fuck that me mates is coming,” Sandra explained. “Across the sea, where all the priests are pedophiles,”
“Celibate means the fucking lot are gay.” Boris warbled to what might well have been supposed to be the tune to “Danny Boy.”
“Christ sake Johnno she’ll be on the racist crap next do something!” Sandra hissed in me lug hole as the pub filled with her mates. “Them fucking cunts hates us,” Harley Charlie, the moped riding chief skinhead announced, “They ought to fuck off back where the come from.”
“Where fucking Oldham?” his mate asked. “Her then,” he said pointing at Boris. “Ohhh you are a big boy,” she cooed as she cupped me balls through me jeans.
